Sock monkey outraged because airport takes toy gun from him
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This sock monkey named George is in fiery rage because the airport of St.Louis took his toy gun even though he proved it was fake by letting security take it apart. They didn't even put it back together they just threw it away. Then he was tasered and taken out in handcuffs. We go live with him in St.Louis correctional facility where he sits in solitaire with his straight jacket. officer john brings him out so we can have a word with him. As we sit and ask him questions he dosnt answer until he asks the officer to take the jacket off the facility agrees he gets it off sits for a minute then he sprints toward the window and screams I WANT MY GUN NOW! and hit his head off the bars on the window and knocks himself out flat. They put his jacket back on then we get forced out. We go talk to Georges owner Antoinette. When we asked her about him she cried and said she knew something was going to happen but she didnt know when. He was acting weird lately talking crazy she said and i quote "I just didnt expect him to snap like that" then she told us we had to leave so i came here to post this amazing story.
The intergalactic system has been turned on its head with the arrest of alien warlord Dovinician by a local officer of Little Creek, PA. The master of disaster was found snacking on the elementary school's flower garden, making a fine brunch of the petunias so carefully planted by the kindergarteners. After a distressed third grade teacher called the local officers, Dovinician was apprehended by the playground within minutes of the call. Upon seeing the officers, the galactic sensation melted the eyeballs out of the first officer's sockets, earning him a charge of attempted manslaughter along with trespassing and destruction of a planted flower garden. The second officer burst into tears and the public offender decided he would be spared, only because his pitiful display. He rode shotgun to the police station with the still wailing officer, and was tentacle printed (because no intergalactic alien warlord has fingers) and had his mugshots taken. After the arrest, the warlord and the remaining officer became accustomed to one another after the cop's tears had dried. Later that night, they went to the bar for refreshments and a good night out. The fate of the other officer remains unknown.
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